kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

ostracizedpoodle:

Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

missespeon:

my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen

me: but its dark and scary

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

alphabitches:

Sticks and stones may break your bones but tv shows and books will crush your soul to a million pieces

pansoph:

it’s so nice being alive at the same time as you

blind-follow-blind-lead said:

D, R, M, C, K


D
Donnaaa (u know who u r haha)

R
Rochelle (my sister)

M
Movie nights

C
Coffee and Cats are tied

K
Killin it on the dance floor (jk I have no idea)


instagrarn:

"You have so much potential!! i know you can do better!!"image

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nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

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